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15th Ymiden 718

Clink.

The sound of glass against glass pinged through the otherwise quiet atmosphere. Someone was having fun. Someone who was, most definitely and certainly not, Doran K. Cooney. The velvet drapes that hanged from the walls like so many lolling tongues seemed wet with the condensation of his sweat - shared across the empty space and reflected in the odd manner drapes had of collecting light and wearing it as their own.

Clink. There were tables, all neatly decorated with simple, sheer white linens - only they weren’t linen but silk. Silks. And upon each was a small wicker basket, placed roguishly just southeast of center. They were filled - or rather had a couple objects neatly placed so that they appeared filled - with bread that was shaped like hearts, both caricatures and the more anatomically correct. Those that resembled true hearts were all made out of rye, and none of the hearts were bigger than a shoe.

Clink. Around the tables were chairs, and in the chairs were people. They all wore masks - or maybe that was just what their faces looked like - and when they moved their mouths, no voice slipped out, just empty, quiet silence. The only true sounds were the occasional scuffing of the chairs’ feet along the worn wooden floors and the insufferable-

Clink.

Doran K. Cooney wasn’t a rich man. He wasn’t a poor man either, but his money made little difference. He was stuck, lost in the invisible maze of social awkwardness. How did one have a conversation without sound? Without words? Was he supposed to speak, and if he did, would anyone speak back, raise their voice and out themselves as one of noise and not empty, quiet silence?

If there were such a person or persons, he couldn’t know. He was just a man. A simple man. But he was a man who had a voice, and so the moment the god damned clink sounded and the people all silently shifted, he blurted out the first thing that came to his mind as she sat down across from him.

“They say a hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.”

If he had expected her to spent the next bit staring in confusion before the Clink took them both away from each other forever, he was going to be very disappointment.

“Don’t be shy,” she said with a small, knowing smile. “The nightmare swirls and churns unending.”

She was a stunner; tall, fit, brown hair pulled back in a simple ponytail. Beautiful blue eyes stared at him from beneath her mask, a hideous caricature of a giant reindeer-dog thing that did little to hide the fact that she must have been something to look at under the facade. She smiled - he couldn’t see it- but she smiled, and extended a limp, graceful hand.
For him to kiss?

Without hesitation, he snatched up one of the bread hearts - rye, the darkest - and quickly shoved it up into the woman’s downturned palm, carefully wrapping her fingers over the hard crust of the fourth ventricle. “I’ve never actually eaten bread before.”

She accepted the bread with surprising firmness. “As well you shouldn’t,” she said, her gesture robbing the awkwardness from his own. “Not much in the way of health for the body. Fiona, by the way.” she said, shaking the bread as if it were his own hand. “I’m acquainted with this loaf, but who might you be?”

Muddy green eyes sparkled with a quiet admiration - not only was the reindeer-dog woman of a kind of blatantly mysterious beauty, but she was health-conscious as well. “Fiona. Not who I am but an echo of who you are; I’m not certain I could name a single one of them,” His eyes took on a brief flicker of shiftiness as he chanced a glanced at their silent peers. “But as for myself?”

He tipped his hat, and what a hat it was: tall, maybe one his own head then half again; of a black velveteen; a pale blue ribbon wrapped round; and below it a mask that was something like a teethed baby, only rootlike and warped with the eyes mismatched and uneven. He was a plain sort of man, but his mask hid his plainness behind status quo of peculiar that was donned by all others of his gender and besides. Where Fiona’s beauty was poorly hidden, his plainness was made all the more exotic.

“I’m Doran. Doran K. Cooney, though don’t ask me what the ‘k’ stands for, I’m not keen to the details myself.” He tapped the table with one of his fingers, while the hand he’d used to place the bread in hers moved in time with her shake though there was space enough between them that a ham might have been placed there and neither would have felt the difference.

The Clink didn’t come. The Clink always came on time, but it didn’t come this time.

“I think it stands for Keene,” Fiona said, standing up and reaching up to place the loaf of bread onto the tippy top of his top hat. “How you end up here, hunter?”

“Is that-”

Clink, came the sound. But nobody else heard it. Was it only in his mind?

He glanced around, not a body moving as they should have, and when he set his eyes upon Fiona once more, his smile had become a soft, curved line, like that of a distant hill against the pale blue backdrop of a summer’s midday sky. “Keene, you say. These small creatures - they must have crawled out of a nightmare somewhere - all whispered such a name to me before-”

Before what? He couldn’t recall, and he didn’t really want to. Instead, he stood slowly to his feet, only to plummet back into his chair, plucking the loaf that lingered above out of the air with a single, swift motion. Pinching it between his fingers so that the aorta faced Fiona, he casually used it to poke the empty space between them. “I think they brought me here, those little wrinkled men.”

But the Clink- but Fiona.

“But Fiona,” Fiona said. Her blue eyes seemed to narrow behind that mask. “You don’t understand. You can’t understand. The very bedrock of comprehension that rests upon my shoulders is something you cannot bear. I say ‘wrinkled men’ but in the back of my mind where the fears grow strong, I veil their true name.”

“Mensis.” He whispered, terror widening his eyes and bread slipping from his fingers to settle onto the pristine silk of the table, crumbs bouncing every which way like the whorish cousin of a glitter’s third bastard child.

“Mensis,” she echoed. She spared the crumbs a quick, irritated glance, but returned her eyes to his quickly enough. “The Healing Church, The Choir, the Workshop - names, names, names, names that should have been buried back in the hamlet.” She tapped each name on the table one by one. “They say this is a date. I say it’s an interview.”

“Interview... or interrogation?” Fear wasn’t the right word for the tone in his voice - interest, perhaps? “Is there something I could know that you don’t already?” His frown had reversed, a curious curve complimenting the sudden sheen in his eyes, shaded as they were by his mask. “Let us sit about and speak feverishly.”

Was there the Clink then? He couldn’t be certain - already the quiet sounds of blinking filled his brain.

She raised her head up, pushed up mask over her head to reveal her shapely, too-perfect mouth, and opened her mouth. Clink, Clink, Clink, Clink, a perfect replica of the sound in his head issued from her throat. She never once moved her mouth to make the actual sound.

“Eyes in the sky, born without a child…” she whispered reverently. Her head turned fully to the ceiling. “Bos, some say Bosom, grant us eyes, yes, grant us the eyes on our brains…”

He blinked.

Then she returned to her prior position: mask on proper, sitting right and facing him, nary a hint that anything had happened between Doran’s question and her response.

“There could be.” she said. “In the blood fever is the way of the world, and in the world lies a slug with wings. When you approach her altar, she will sell you a pumpkin. Don’t.” She leaned in close, and Doran did the same, their mask-noses barely touching. Some great secret was about to be revealed.

“It’s overpriced.”

Gently, he placed the tip of a single finger - it didn’t matter which one - against the smooth skin of the bottom of her chin. “So you know her.” For a moment, his eyes stared calm - pools of serene, turbid moss - before the finger slid farther, farther, farther, until it was pressed with a delicate pressure against the soft, supple divot between her throat and chest. “Here we sit, posteriors rooted to the wood of our chairs, but the bosom might be very close to us, merely here below my hand?”
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If he thought to move his finger any farther, he gave no indication. Instead, he withdrew, settling back into his chair as she did hers. With a languid movement of hand and limb, his hat was lifted to reveal a nest of mousy hair. Within it sat a gourd - of the kind Merrybrightus might have kept, only exquisite - but atop it was perched what he wished to fetch: a small, dried piece of since used flesh. The hat settled back into place as he held the chord between his fingers, all the while staring into her eyes with an unfathomable Keeneness.

Clink.

Fear dawned in those blue eyes beneath the reindeer-beast-thing mask. Fear… then understanding… then the inexplicable arousal that could have only come from a shared service towards the paleblood moon. He knew what she knew now: that he was her, that she was he, that a man wearing a cage over his head spouting nonsense was actually just a moderately paid actor with a particularly hammy style of theatre to his craft. Did he love her as she loved herself? The next few trills would be telling.

Neither of them breathed.

Then, slowly, she took off her mask and revealed all her splendor.

He imagined her beautiful, yet his imagination fell short of what he saw: stunning skin, a perfect heart-shaped face with lips that were neither too supple nor too thin. The perfect specimen of womanhood perched before him.

Too perfect.

Clink.

“The blood makes us human.”

What did she look like before the paleblood moon shone its light upon her?
She leaned forward again, a small, unsure smile gracing her face, moving with the kind of slow sensuality that could only mean one thing.

“Makes us more than human.”

She pressed her lips onto his mask and slid her way up, charting a trail of wetness to her true goal:

His gourd.

“Makes us human… no more.”

Like lightning, the gourd erupted off of his head, rocketing into the air in a noiseless takeoff, a stream of pale smoke behind it, the hat carried along with it, spinning madly, helplessly. He knew it would be the only chance he would have - maybe even the only chance he ever had at all.

Clink

His own mask was pulled away, but where his face should have been was only a writhing shadow - a dark, wispy eel that swayed to and fro, its beady eye pressed up against Fiona’s nose. “Zookeeper.” It hissed.

Doran had never seen someone go from wet between the thighs to wet in the eyes within the single span of a trill before.

Doran had now.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Fiona screeched. “SHADOW! SHADOW! PIGS! SNAKES! SNAKE PEOPLE! FUCKIN’ TRAPS! BY EVERY DARK GOD IN RHAKROS, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! THAT’S NOT A SHORTCUT, FUCKO, IT’S A GODDAMN INTERCONNECTED DEATH TRAP! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN’ STEPPED ON THE CLERIC’S DICK AND GOTTEN FIRED, BUT NOOO-”

The rage evaporated as quickly as it came, and Fiona simply nodded to the wispy shadow within his eye socket. “How fares queen Yharnam, Shadow? Our last encounter was pleasant. I have no quarrel with you. Should you wish to submit a claim, please approach me during office hours.” She smiled - but it wasn’t the small, coy smile she had given him. It was the miserable smile of someone who had to pretend to like her job and hated herself so much for it.

It was the smile of a mage in retail.

“I have respected your personal boundaries, Shadow. I have respected the pro-life views of your queen, belated as Mergo may be for his arrival. I expect the same respect from you and your brothers in arms.”

The Shadow eyed her with its eye - its eel eye - and as the gourd gently floated down, it opened up its mouth and swallowed it whole. Fiona winced - a wince that could only have come from fighting a trio of cheaters who could summon snakes on a cheap whim. “It’s a personal request, Zookeeper.”

It slithered back and forth, Doran’s body entirely limp in its chair. “I only have a moment before I forget myself; but I would have you know: the Amygdalas won’t have this, and I would have them. It’s better just to give him citizenship - the baby, I mean - then she won’t have any say either-”

Clink

The hat, a much slower faller by all laws of physics, finally slipped itself over the eel. In the next moment, Doran slumped forward, only to jerk back, his face - and mask both - returned and eyes wide as if starting from a sudden onset of narcolepsy. “I’ve heard the beaches are pleasant in Cainhurst.”

Had he been there before? Where was he now? And since when did Fiona look like Fiona’s elder sister who had been sent off to The Mage’s Boarding School for Extremely Well Sculpted Features and Even Better Sculpted Minds?

She seemed surprised by this statement, but quickly recovered that weird sense of a coy smile beneath her mask. “I’ve heard it’s to die for,” she said. “The waiting staff provide the kind of service nobody has ever dared to complain about.”

“Is that so?” His hands shook uncontrollably, like two branches caught in a bought of palsy, yet he seemed to pay them no mind as he reached into the basket once more. Unable to grab - only to cast about, uselessly flinging the starchy hearts of gluten to their east and west - Doran settled with letting his arms hand limp where his hands might do no further damage. “There was word of a feast in the winter - a large affair by all accounts; but I’ve never been able to find a single review of anyone who was actually there.”

He sniffed, his hands calming.

“A shame. Do you plan to visit?”

She looked at him like he had just told her to hike her way through a fortress of murderous, headless ghost ladies all to free a throne-bound martyr frozen to his seat of power by the long, dark winter.

“Hey,” she said. She raised an accusing finger. “Hey,” she said again, her tone more certain this time. “Aren’t you the guy who stabbed Xiur for kicks? The guy who strolled into town one morn and got greeted as a saviour because the Lord Advisor said so?”

He blinked. “I would have kicked him for kicks, I think.” Slowly, he scratched at an itch on the side of his head - the right, not the left. “But if it was me, it was another me; a Different Doran, if you will. I had a mix-up with cat and box and man with name like that which hangs between the legs of-”

Man?

“-of those like them who have it.” He tilted his head to the side, critically appraising her heart-shaped face. Was it like the caricature or that which had once beat in his own chest? “Do you wish I was?"

“Do you wish you weren’t?”

“If I could, maybe I might.”

“Do you hear that? The worlds are shifting.”

Lights came on all around them, one after another, until the entire dim little atmospheric affair with the masks was completely taken away. Any kind of silent, sensual energy to the proceedings was lost the moment the light touched the other patrons. They removed their masks, revealing painfully dour and ordinary people, grumbling and talking and speaking to each other, pats on the back, little chuckles and inside jokes as they broke for something called a ‘cafeteria’.

“Nice job, Cooney, O’Connor.” one of them said, passing Doran and Fiona by, giving a brief squeeze on the shoulder to fiona and a too-hard pat on the back to Doran. “Looking forward to the next shot.”

What was going on?

“I am no longer Fiona,” Not-Fiona said solemnly. She removed her mask and a Ziemko’s face -with Fiona’s too-perfect hair and too-perfect makeup- stared right back at him. “We live in a different world now. I am your son, Cooney the younger, and I bring you urgent news: In the days of my uncle, our family was slaughtered to but two surviving members. Now they are gone, and I am alone…. Yet the assassins have won all the same.”

He bowed his head in shame, lifting one hand out in a Ne’hearian gesture of forgiveness.

“In my guileless youth, I imbibed a potion to kill the seed. No more Cooneys remain to continue our legacy.”

He raised his head and it was Fiona’s face again - but with Ziemko’s haircut and harsh facial lines.

“Give me your sperm, Cleric beast.”

There was a pause, and Doran moved his mouth, working for the words then-

More lights.

“God dammit, Cooney!”

He sighed, flicking one of the crumbs towards Not-Fiona who was simultaneously Sort-of-Ziemko. “What is is again?”

The bodiless man, rage dancing up and down in his voice screeched out for the billion and third time: “I broke my arm, it’s in a sorry fucking state!”

“Oh.”
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