She had been more than prepared to be Very Irritated Indeed, and it was a good thing. Because, very quickly, she was.
When she couldn't dream-weave a key, that didn't really bother her. She hadn't expected to - after all, life rarely worked that way. Chuckles disappeared to get Arlo, she hoped, and then there was all the other stuff which was what irritated her to the point of wanting to punch someone. She kicked the door and it shattered. As that happened, Vega turned to Arlo and grinned. "Always late to the party, you are. Where've you been, husband?" To the fire-creature she added, "An' thanks, Chuckles, yer a righ' gem." The appearance of Arlo made her very happy, but then her other companions more than made up for the slight moment of happy.
It was the appearance of Hart and Lust which sent her off, as she saw them appear on the door she had just kicked in and saw that he was, "Yer naked an' flyin' yer colours? Are you real? Did the midwife drop you on yer head when you was born?" Gesturing down at him, she seemed particularly unimpressed with him - in all meanings of the word. "An' I get that it's cold an' yer embarrassed, but stop pointin' that in my direction, sunshine, an' go put some clothes on. No one's impressed except 'er, an' frankly, love," this was to Lust, "as distracting us from whatever it is what's goin' on here go, yer blatently pickin' off the easy ones. At least the two o' you's got that in common. Now, go an' get some clothes on an' stop actin' like an idiot. Or go bang her an' stay away while yer doin' it. Flibberties my gibbet, stupid people an' in the picture dictionary, next to the words 'stupid', 'inappropriate', an' of course 'idjit', there's a drawin' of yer teeny weeny an' skinny ass. Now sort yerself out or get out of my sight, the pair o' ya."
In many ways, it was a true shame that Vega didn't have children. She'd have continued berating Hart and his Lust-bunny, but she realised that the door they were standing on was... "Oh, monkeynuts an' fishbait, I didn't mean to 'it you with the door. What's the matter with you pair... GERROFF HIM!." The last, she yelled. As soon as Hart and his companion were off, she'd get the door off Luther, and help him best she could. "I'm right sorry, I had no idea you were be'ind it. Arlo, can you heal him?" Vega looked at Luther and considered that she was even more grateful for Arlo being here as things stood. One of the companions she had woken up in a cupboard with was evidently simply soft in the head - although he wasn't soft everywhere, but at least he was getting dressed. And the other one was fragile and too breakable.
All the Immortals save her.
As Arlo's stomach growled, Vega turned flashing eyes on to him. Her eyes were swirling all sorts of colours, but she was beyond annoyed. "Do not eat anythin' from this place, Arlo. It's not right nor natural an' that's that." Of the room they were in, though, she frowned. Hart appeared to have pulled himself together at least a little and was examining the body. "Chuckles, do you know anythin' about this place?" Vega asked, her gaze drawn to the painting. "Where's the ginger bloke?"
The conversation between Hart and Lust, though, caused literal sparks, embers to fly off Vega as her always tenuous grip on her temper snapped. "So hang on. It's the beautiful door cos death's beautiful? The way out of here is what we're lookin' for, an' in a very much bein' alive sort of way. Alright. This is squashin' my butternut, so lets jus' sort it out. You both," she said, gesturing to Lust and Chuckles "obviously know more about what this place is, an' what's happenin' here. An' you're both obviously happy to answer questions. You too," that was to the helpful man. "So, hows about this? You tell us. What this place is, what we're doin' here. How we got here an' why us. Then, one of you - probably the one what won't turn the parchment to dust cos of bein' a fire-dude, draws us a map, or directions, or whatever we need. Tell us how to get out, alive, an' what's happenin'. If someone needs help, we'll be able to decide if we help or not. But if you mess me about an' play all coy with me, I'm gonna get really, really testy."
She looked at them and nodded. "So, come on. Time to talk." Then, as she realised something, she added. "Arlo, this is Hart an' Luther. This is my husband, Arlo."
After all. Manners were important.
When she couldn't dream-weave a key, that didn't really bother her. She hadn't expected to - after all, life rarely worked that way. Chuckles disappeared to get Arlo, she hoped, and then there was all the other stuff which was what irritated her to the point of wanting to punch someone. She kicked the door and it shattered. As that happened, Vega turned to Arlo and grinned. "Always late to the party, you are. Where've you been, husband?" To the fire-creature she added, "An' thanks, Chuckles, yer a righ' gem." The appearance of Arlo made her very happy, but then her other companions more than made up for the slight moment of happy.
It was the appearance of Hart and Lust which sent her off, as she saw them appear on the door she had just kicked in and saw that he was, "Yer naked an' flyin' yer colours? Are you real? Did the midwife drop you on yer head when you was born?" Gesturing down at him, she seemed particularly unimpressed with him - in all meanings of the word. "An' I get that it's cold an' yer embarrassed, but stop pointin' that in my direction, sunshine, an' go put some clothes on. No one's impressed except 'er, an' frankly, love," this was to Lust, "as distracting us from whatever it is what's goin' on here go, yer blatently pickin' off the easy ones. At least the two o' you's got that in common. Now, go an' get some clothes on an' stop actin' like an idiot. Or go bang her an' stay away while yer doin' it. Flibberties my gibbet, stupid people an' in the picture dictionary, next to the words 'stupid', 'inappropriate', an' of course 'idjit', there's a drawin' of yer teeny weeny an' skinny ass. Now sort yerself out or get out of my sight, the pair o' ya."
In many ways, it was a true shame that Vega didn't have children. She'd have continued berating Hart and his Lust-bunny, but she realised that the door they were standing on was... "Oh, monkeynuts an' fishbait, I didn't mean to 'it you with the door. What's the matter with you pair... GERROFF HIM!." The last, she yelled. As soon as Hart and his companion were off, she'd get the door off Luther, and help him best she could. "I'm right sorry, I had no idea you were be'ind it. Arlo, can you heal him?" Vega looked at Luther and considered that she was even more grateful for Arlo being here as things stood. One of the companions she had woken up in a cupboard with was evidently simply soft in the head - although he wasn't soft everywhere, but at least he was getting dressed. And the other one was fragile and too breakable.
All the Immortals save her.
As Arlo's stomach growled, Vega turned flashing eyes on to him. Her eyes were swirling all sorts of colours, but she was beyond annoyed. "Do not eat anythin' from this place, Arlo. It's not right nor natural an' that's that." Of the room they were in, though, she frowned. Hart appeared to have pulled himself together at least a little and was examining the body. "Chuckles, do you know anythin' about this place?" Vega asked, her gaze drawn to the painting. "Where's the ginger bloke?"
The conversation between Hart and Lust, though, caused literal sparks, embers to fly off Vega as her always tenuous grip on her temper snapped. "So hang on. It's the beautiful door cos death's beautiful? The way out of here is what we're lookin' for, an' in a very much bein' alive sort of way. Alright. This is squashin' my butternut, so lets jus' sort it out. You both," she said, gesturing to Lust and Chuckles "obviously know more about what this place is, an' what's happenin' here. An' you're both obviously happy to answer questions. You too," that was to the helpful man. "So, hows about this? You tell us. What this place is, what we're doin' here. How we got here an' why us. Then, one of you - probably the one what won't turn the parchment to dust cos of bein' a fire-dude, draws us a map, or directions, or whatever we need. Tell us how to get out, alive, an' what's happenin'. If someone needs help, we'll be able to decide if we help or not. But if you mess me about an' play all coy with me, I'm gonna get really, really testy."
She looked at them and nodded. "So, come on. Time to talk." Then, as she realised something, she added. "Arlo, this is Hart an' Luther. This is my husband, Arlo."
After all. Manners were important.



