Zida 20th, 719
"Gerroff me, you big lummox," Vega said, her actions belying her words as she leaned in to him when Arlo wrapped her in a hug. Turning around so she was facing him, Vega tilted her head to kiss him. "It were jus' a dream you know." They'd shared the strangest dream the night before, of a conflict where he'd died and a gap of more arcs than they'd either one of them been alive at this point, where she turned into someone who did progressively dark things. Then, they'd found each other. But it had been strange and filled with unusual magics, and they'd both been incredibly old. "But it does raise a fair point, you know. If you die an' leave me, all the evidence is clear that I'm gonna become a right mardy cow, so you'd be best off jus' not, a'right?" Her eyes swirled in colours as she spoke, her nose touching his. "Cos, frankly, that punch weren't hard enough an' dream-me forgives you an' yer nonsense far too easy, a'right?"
They were on her cousin's ship with them. There had been reports that there was an excellent aurora to be seen and so Vega and Arlo had decided they were going. This meant that soon Huw, Shon and Reese had all decided to tag along. Vega had told them that they weren't welcome, but apparently they didn't believe her. She'd then been sure to point out that their useless wives most certainly weren't welcome, but none of them had listened to that, either. So, in the end, Vega had made the perfectly reasonable and calm point that they were going on her cousin's ship - the one that used to belong to her father - and that if any of them annoyed her, she was going to skin them in one piece or find out if there were any biqaj-eating sharks in the oceans. Vega had been, in fairness, as calm and as placid and as reasonable as she could be.
Which meant, not at all.
So, they were on her father's old ship, with her cousins and their useless wives and Vega was ~ to put it mildly ~ not entirely happy with the situation. She was quite happy with him, though and so she grinned up at her husband. "I dont know why you saddled me with this bunch o' idjits, I really don't." They were her family, and they both knew it, but that wasn't the point as far as Vega was concerned. The point was, without a doubt, that they weren't sharing this trip as a romantic, just-them, probably-never-make-it-to-our-cabin trip was completely, utterly, and entirely his fault.
"So, I'm bored of this lot, an' I wanna be on my own with you," Vega said, punching him in the shoulder as she did. "So, I've been subtle an' cunnin'." Words to strike fear into the heart of any man, if only Vega but had the self-awareness to realise. "I told Sian - she's the blonde useless one married to Shon, that we were talkin' about havin' children. Which we did, so it weren't a lie. She burst into tears an' I had to endure her huggin' me." Vega was entirely serious about this being something which she was not happy with. "An' then I told Lily that I'd heard that gettin' pregnant catches better if yer hangin' upside down an'.... actually, never mind what I told Lilly. I reckon, we've got a night to ourselves an' so, I figured it could go a little somethin' like this."
Vega smiled at Arlo, her swirling eyes were brimming with mischief. "You could cook us somethin' lovely. We can eat it in our cabin. An', if yer really well behaved?" The smile turned into a wicked grin. "If yer really well behaved, I'll hang upside down. Can we please get away from this bunch of plonkers an' have some jus' us time?" If they didn't get away from the oohs and aaaaahhs, from the cackling and twittering of her cousins, Vega was very much of the opinion that there was an inevitable conclusion. "If not, I'm gonna have to pick one an' kill them," she said, seriously. "So that the others can live, like. You know? They're picklin' my pilchard, an' flibbertyin' my gibbet. So, what cha say, Arlo Creede?"
Most men wouldn't consider the bruising thump to the shoulder to be foreplay. But then, Vega didn't love most men. "Wanna distract me so I don't kill no one?"
And she wasn't even joking.....
They were on her cousin's ship with them. There had been reports that there was an excellent aurora to be seen and so Vega and Arlo had decided they were going. This meant that soon Huw, Shon and Reese had all decided to tag along. Vega had told them that they weren't welcome, but apparently they didn't believe her. She'd then been sure to point out that their useless wives most certainly weren't welcome, but none of them had listened to that, either. So, in the end, Vega had made the perfectly reasonable and calm point that they were going on her cousin's ship - the one that used to belong to her father - and that if any of them annoyed her, she was going to skin them in one piece or find out if there were any biqaj-eating sharks in the oceans. Vega had been, in fairness, as calm and as placid and as reasonable as she could be.
Which meant, not at all.
So, they were on her father's old ship, with her cousins and their useless wives and Vega was ~ to put it mildly ~ not entirely happy with the situation. She was quite happy with him, though and so she grinned up at her husband. "I dont know why you saddled me with this bunch o' idjits, I really don't." They were her family, and they both knew it, but that wasn't the point as far as Vega was concerned. The point was, without a doubt, that they weren't sharing this trip as a romantic, just-them, probably-never-make-it-to-our-cabin trip was completely, utterly, and entirely his fault.
"So, I'm bored of this lot, an' I wanna be on my own with you," Vega said, punching him in the shoulder as she did. "So, I've been subtle an' cunnin'." Words to strike fear into the heart of any man, if only Vega but had the self-awareness to realise. "I told Sian - she's the blonde useless one married to Shon, that we were talkin' about havin' children. Which we did, so it weren't a lie. She burst into tears an' I had to endure her huggin' me." Vega was entirely serious about this being something which she was not happy with. "An' then I told Lily that I'd heard that gettin' pregnant catches better if yer hangin' upside down an'.... actually, never mind what I told Lilly. I reckon, we've got a night to ourselves an' so, I figured it could go a little somethin' like this."
Vega smiled at Arlo, her swirling eyes were brimming with mischief. "You could cook us somethin' lovely. We can eat it in our cabin. An', if yer really well behaved?" The smile turned into a wicked grin. "If yer really well behaved, I'll hang upside down. Can we please get away from this bunch of plonkers an' have some jus' us time?" If they didn't get away from the oohs and aaaaahhs, from the cackling and twittering of her cousins, Vega was very much of the opinion that there was an inevitable conclusion. "If not, I'm gonna have to pick one an' kill them," she said, seriously. "So that the others can live, like. You know? They're picklin' my pilchard, an' flibbertyin' my gibbet. So, what cha say, Arlo Creede?"
Most men wouldn't consider the bruising thump to the shoulder to be foreplay. But then, Vega didn't love most men. "Wanna distract me so I don't kill no one?"
And she wasn't even joking.....

